End sems in a week and I've opened the textbook exactly once — to swat a mosquito with it. Sardar blood runs strong but this syllabus is testing my entire khandaan. Pray for me, yaaro, I'm cooked.

Nothing bonds a hostel floor like one guy's midnight Maggi setup and a warden who has no idea about the illegal induction coil. Room 214 becomes a full five-star dhaba the second lights go out.

Rewatched the Marineford arc and cried into my hostel pillow like a grown man. Roommate walked in, judged me hard for two seconds, then sat down and quietly cried too. One Piece builds character, literally.

Deranked over Maggi

Grinded ranked till 4am, finally hit Diamond, then instantly deranked because my duo went afk mid-round for Maggi. Hostel wifi runs at 200 ping and still has the audacity to call itself 'high speed'. We suffer, we requeue.

Jashan, first year, Indore hostel. Certified sleep-deprived engineer who games considerably more than he studies (please don't tell papa ji). Here for the gaming, the anime debates, and moral support during backlog season.