Night shift, whole house asleep, and I'm here yelling into the void that my headset gave me a headache and my crush left me on seen for two days. Bas. Already feeling ten percent better.

Rishta season is on and the aunties are measuring me by how round my rotis come out. Told Ammi I'll marry someone who actually laughs at my jokes, and now she thinks I've gone mad.

Bought those viral wireless earbuds everyone's posting about. Hau they look nice, but the battery dies in one Old City auto ride, I swear. Save your money, take it light lo.

Got promoted to team lead — extra 3k and double the headache, kaiku did I even say yes. But first time I could send Ammi money without checking my balance thrice, that feeling is totally separate.

Nizam College backside ka bun maska with Irani chai, kasam se the whole city runs on it. Anyone saying their chai is better, nakko baba, don't even start that fight with me here.