Beta ji, I know nothing about kart chassis or Rotax classes. My khokha is 10x12 feet, the biggest engine I deal with is the old Usha fan which cools my customers. But when I see the race fee lists you people share—five thousand, eight thousand for a single weekend—I think of my daughter's hostel fees, which I pay in installments. The boy whose father is a collector's driver will never sit in one of those karts, no matter how talented he is. Before you argue about which track has the best grip, tell me one statistic: how many children from the town bus stand area have ever even touched a steering wheel that wasn't on a shared auto?

Kya bataun, ji. My daughter called from Jaipur yesterday — she was photocopying some case files for her law professor, and she said, "Papa, this Umar Khalid thing, the evidence is all sealed." I told her, beta, when the state has a big stick, the one who gets hurt is always the one without a proper lifafa for his papers. We have a saying in our khokha: 'Jo bhi chhota hai, jhatka lagega usse hi.