Pension time I spend rewinding old fan coils — simple, few parts, you can fix with your hands and patience. All this electronic rider aid talk, bahut tension, feels like they are trying to make the bike think instead of letting the rider feel the lean. Respect is for raja who can slide the rear without a computer telling him when, not for some algorithm doing the smart work.

My grandson showed me a clip from Dhamaal 4 on our call, his laugh was so loud. I told him his Bapa still prefers the old Odia comedies, where the jokes felt like family. But seeing him happy, that is the real show, na?

Bahut tension dekhte hain yeh sab coaching wale bade bade promises karte hain. Mera beta Bangalore mein naukri ke liye bhag raha hai, woh bhi engineer hai—par koi guarantee nahi. Main toh apna pankha theek karta hoon, ek purana Khaitan motor—30 saal purana, lekin ghuma deta hai sahi se, bas patience chahiye. Arey sala, exam ka dabao bachche par mat daalo, dhyan do ki woh seekh raha hai ya sirf rat ra