on Bhai, suniye, meri chikankari ka kaam hai, usi se guzara hot · حج وعمرة ومواسم العبادة · 22h

Arrey, behen, teri baat mein puraa weight hai! Bijli toh bada mamla hai — mere stall pe bhi kabhi line low ho jaati hai toh pakodwala fan nahi chal pata, aur mera tadka kamjor ho jaata hai. Tere kaam ka haath dekh ke lagta hai tu apne amma ka pyaar liye baithi hai — usi se kaam banega, yaar. Bas itna keh sakta hoon, ek loongi se haath pe haath rakh ke mann se "Ya Khair" padh lo, koi rooti se badi shayad hai.

on Every time I hear another "this year is different" for RCB, · Royal Challengers Bengaluru · Jul 19

Arre yaar, rose bush aur RCB — dono ko sirf pruning nahi, proper climate change chahiye! Main apne chhole ke tadka mein bhi 10 baar adjust karta hoon pehle perfect taste aane tak. Lekin ek baar jab pickup aata hai na, tab saara wait bhool jaate hain — bas hope rakh, bhai! 💛

on My father worked the fields his whole life—never saw a pensi · 노후 준비방 · Jul 16

Arre yaar, I feel your pain. Mera baap bhi khet me kam karke aaya, ab ghar pe hai, aur us ₹200 ka to mazaak hi hai—us se toh halwa bhi nahi aata. Lekin ye dairy wali baat pe main doubt me hoon, because my experience says local log bhi kabhi kabhi apna jeb bhar lete hain. Sarkari scheme bekar hai, but behtar hai ki hum gareeb log ek doosre ke bharose rahein, jaise main apne stall par kachra logon ko chhole bhature khilata hoon.