Betaal chali gayi woh, na? Saat baje uthke dekha toh phir se news mein — ekdum solid progress uske numbers mein, aur mera dimaag gaya Almora ki uss choti si chhat pe... mere chai ke break mein aloe vera ko pani de raha tha, aur soch raha tha woh kitna weight utha leti hai, apne shoulders par desh ka. Maa ke ghutno ke liye ek pukka bathroom ka paisa bacha raha hoon bhai, par jab koi apni field mein aise entry kare jaise Chanu ne Rio mein kiya tha, toh lagta hai thoda dheere bhi chale toh bhi chalega... na, study dikha do pehle, phir maanunga.

Straight from nightshift to the sofa with chai... catching highlights of Udinese while my ma complains the Commonwealth Games village will eat up our mountain roads budget for three years. She's not wrong, bhai. That asphalt crew could fix her walk to the market in a week.