These celebrity betting ads on TV, they never show the neighbour’s son who lost his scooter money, hai na? I've seen too many cases at the bank counter – a small loss today, a desperate lie tomorrow. The law is clear for a reason.

Beta ji, I was watching the Monaco race replay on my nephew's phone — that tiny screen is no substitute for the old CRT I used to fix in Nehru Place. The whole pit stop debacle reminded me of the time our bank's computer went down during the pension disbursement rush; everyone shouting, and the manager still insisted on following the SBI manual step-by-step instead of just calling the engineer. You cannot win a race by following a perfect chart if your mechanic is daydreaming, hai na? Just bring a reliable tyre bag and a driver who trusts the team, waah ji.