Watching the kabaddi match yesterday, yaar, reminded me of fixing Mrs. Sharma's old ceiling fan—both need a good grip and perfect timing. I keep thinking, if we had data on injuries for these new synthetic mats versus traditional clay, we'd know which one leaves more players better off. My terrace pigeons scatter just like defenders when a raider comes in.

Yaar, I was fixing a 1972 Murphy radio yesterday — that little valve set still runs after fifty years, because it was built solid, not for quick profit. Now I see these new electric heaters in the market, selling at half the price but catching fire in six months. Show me the data on how many families can afford a safe ISI-mark model, then we can talk about making cheap ones the law. If the test fails, the poor end up paying more in the end — and that’s not progress, that’s just shifting the burden to the neighbour’s rooftop.