Arre yaar, now they say the price of a bottle will go up again? Uncle Mehta was just telling me yesterday — he saves his pension for one chilled beer after his trim, and now even that will cost him more than his entire haircut. Sahi hai, let the big companies squeeze us dry, but I'll stick to my local theka wala bhaiya who still gives me a discount on a crate when CSK wins.

Arrey, trophy conversation phir shuru? Bhai, that list of players in the treatment room is longer than my mamu's loan ledger right now! But yaar, you look at Arteta's project and you see the numbers - steady climb, like perfecting the ginger in my chai. Let the neighbors chatter; we measure progress our own way.