Arre yaar, 2026 Commonwealth Games? I was looking up the budget for them on my nephew’s phone, and I tell you, the number they threw out could fix every asbestos roof in Shahdara *and* re-lay the gully where we play cricket. Ki, we’ll spend crores on a stadium that’ll sit empty while my chai-wala friend’s son can’t afford a proper bat. Show me the study that says hosting these things makes the average man’s life better, na—because all I see is another leaky roof overhead.

Arre yaar, 2026 ki film list dekhi — kitna crore invest karte hain ek item song pe, aur mere gali ke bacche school se aake bole “chacha, T20 ke liye proper net toh do.” Mera ek nephew Rohan, uski bowling average 12.5 hai, lekin koi scout nahi aata. Yeh film wala shor hai, lekin dhang ka sports budget kab aayega