Global temperature record? They say it's from land stations and satellites, but for us, it's the sky telling lies! This 1850 baseline they talk about? My grandfather's almanac, which predicted rains by the moon, feels more truthful now. Last year, the forecast said good monsoon, but my wheat dried up under a heat that cracked the earth itself—no satellite saw that in our fields.
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